garaks-padded-bra:

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

(via retroactivebakeries)

jame7t:

jame7t:

Hey man! Yeah, we haven’t spoken since highschool! Wanna get in on my multi level marketing scheme? We’re selling “tummy aches” for adults. Brutal stuff

yeah it kills them. I know.

hungwy:

to be honest visit go to bed dot com and take the sleep challenge to learn more information on how you could win the sweepstakes to dreamland

(via dumatki)

straycatj:

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ヤツは家主にとってもキョウイのクロネコなのよ

ヤツの家主へのアクギョウを

あらためて皆さんにおしえるのよ

He is the menace also for my landlady…so I’m going to tell you about his wrongdoing again.

Keep reading

stray cat j kofu

onlinebeast:

Me, at drive thru: Can I get a… Number 7, with large fries, and a sprite? Thanks, I love you.

Drive thru: I love you too.

Me: Beautiful night, isn’t it?

Drive thru: Yes, it is.

Me: And it’ll be a beautifully day tomorrow?

Drive thru: It will be.

(via jame7t)


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